A Zillion Kajillion Clichés v1.0

The Cliché, Catch Phrase and Idiom Thesaurus

"A Zillion Kajillion Rhymes and Clichés is more fun than a barrel of monkeys (or junkies, or flunkies, or even donkeys)!"
--Bob LeVitus, MacUser contributing editor and author of "Dr. Macintosh"

Hey, quotes like this don't grow on trees. So if you're looking for that clever turn of phrase or play on words, you need A Zillion Kajillion Clichés! It's the essential tool for:

Big enough to choke a horse! Over 10,000 clichés, catch phrases, idioms, and other colorful and common figures of speech. Great for writers of all ages and genres!

Fast as greased lightning! No churning away like your run-of-the-mill spell checker. Programmed by professional writers to enhance the creative process, not slow it down.

Easy as shooting fish in a barrel! But less messy. Just follow these three easy steps -- Step 1: Type a word. Step 2: Click on the Cliche button. Step 3: Don't blink; we've found your phrases!

More Features than you can shake a stick at! Oh yeah, there's also an integrated text editor, wildcard searching, our convenient ShortList window, DDE and AppleScript support, and more. Plus it works great with A Zillion Kajillion Rhymes, our amazing rhyming dictionary!

A Zillion Kajillion Clichés: only $39.95! (or bundled with ZK Rhymes for only $64.90!)

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Search for phrases with our Live Web Demo, or download a full working demo today! To purchase electronically via a safe, secured credit card transaction, download a locked copy, or call Eccentric Software at 800-436-6758.

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VERY IMPORTANT LEGAL STUFF!
©1989-1999 by Eccentric Software. All rights reserved. A Zillion Kajillion Rhymes and A Zillion Kajillion Clichés are trademarks of Eccentric Software. Macintosh is a registered trademark of Apple Computer, Inc. Windows is a trademark of that really big company across the lake, um... Microsomething. You know, the one with all the lawyers named Jeff. No, really. We once called their legal department and asked for Jeff, and the woman who answered couldn't connect us because there were like a dozen Jeff's there or something. I mean, they must have more lawyers named Jeff than most law firms have lawyers! Anyway, our lawyer (we only have one lawyer; her name's Millie and she has two cats, neither of which is named Jeff), she says that unless we tell you Windows is a trademark and Microsoft a registered of the Microsoft Corporation, they might sic one of their Jeff's on us. So there.